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von Susi » So Mär 19, 2006 5:15 pm
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Hungarian
Yes, cigarettes. My hovercraft is full of eels.
Tobacconist
What?
Hungarian
(miming matches) My hovercraft is full of eels.
Tobacconist
Matches, matches? (showing some)
Hungarian
Yah, yah. (he takes cigarettes and matches and pulls out loose change; he consults his book) Er, do you want ... do you want to come back to my place, bouncy bouncy?
Tobacconist
I don't think you're using that right.
Hungarian
You great pouf.
Tobacconist
That'll be six and six, please.
Hungarian
If I said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me? I am no longer infected.
Tobacconist
(miming that he wants to see the book; he takes the book) It costs six and six ...(mumbling as he searches) Costs six and six ... Here we are ... Yandelvayasna grldenwi stravenka.
Hungarian hits him between the eyes. Policeman walking along the street suddenly stops and puts his hand to his ear. He starts running down the street, round corner and down another street, round yet another corner and down another street into the shop
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Hungarian
Yes, cigarettes. My hovercraft is full of eels.
Tobacconist
What?
Hungarian
(miming matches) My hovercraft is full of eels.
Tobacconist
Matches, matches? (showing some)
Hungarian
Yah, yah. (he takes cigarettes and matches and pulls out loose change; he consults his book) Er, do you want ... do you want to come back to my place, bouncy bouncy?
Tobacconist
I don't think you're using that right.
Hungarian
You great pouf.
Tobacconist
That'll be six and six, please.
Hungarian
If I said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me? I am no longer infected.
Tobacconist
(miming that he wants to see the book; he takes the book) It costs six and six ...(mumbling as he searches) Costs six and six ... Here we are ... Yandelvayasna grldenwi stravenka.
Hungarian hits him between the eyes. Policeman walking along the street suddenly stops and puts his hand to his ear. He starts running down the street, round corner and down another street, round yet another corner and down another street into the shop
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von Susi » So Mär 19, 2006 5:17 pm
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Policeman
What's going on here then?
Hungarian
(opening book and pointing at tobacconist) You have beautiful thighs.
Policeman
What?
Tobacconist
He hit me.
Hungarian
Drop your panties, Sir William, I cannot wait till lunchtime.
Policeman
Right! (grabs him and drags him out)
Hungarian
My nipples explode with delight.
Cut to a courtroom.
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Policeman
What's going on here then?
Hungarian
(opening book and pointing at tobacconist) You have beautiful thighs.
Policeman
What?
Tobacconist
He hit me.
Hungarian
Drop your panties, Sir William, I cannot wait till lunchtime.
Policeman
Right! (grabs him and drags him out)
Hungarian
My nipples explode with delight.
Cut to a courtroom.
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von Hinterländer » So Mär 19, 2006 5:20 pm
Susi hat geschrieben:Okay .... dann lass uns das mal ueben, Stefan
Ich denke, das machen wir "unter 4 Augen"
Nicht das wir uns dabei erwischen lassen
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Anthony's Law of Force: "Don't force it, get a larger hammer."
Anthony's Law of Force: "Don't force it, get a larger hammer."
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von Hinterländer » So Mär 19, 2006 5:29 pm
Oh, we use only the finest baby frogs, dew-picked and flown from Iraq, cleansed in the finest quality spring water, lightly killed, and sealed in a succulent, Swiss, quintuple-smooth, treble-milk chocolate envelope, and lovingly frosted with glucose.
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Anthony's Law of Force: "Don't force it, get a larger hammer."
Anthony's Law of Force: "Don't force it, get a larger hammer."
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von Susi » So Mär 19, 2006 5:31 pm
Praline
That's as may be, but it's still a frog!
Milton
What else?
Praline
Well don't you even take the bones out?
Milton
If we took the bones out it wouldn't be crunchy would it?
und jetzt bin ich off ... bis spaeter
That's as may be, but it's still a frog!
Milton
What else?
Praline
Well don't you even take the bones out?
Milton
If we took the bones out it wouldn't be crunchy would it?
und jetzt bin ich off ... bis spaeter
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von Hinterländer » So Mär 19, 2006 5:32 pm
Der Serverpapa / Serveradmin
Anthony's Law of Force: "Don't force it, get a larger hammer."
Anthony's Law of Force: "Don't force it, get a larger hammer."
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von Hinterländer » So Mär 19, 2006 6:09 pm
Cool "ministry of silly walks"
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Anthony's Law of Force: "Don't force it, get a larger hammer."
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von Hinterländer » So Mär 19, 2006 9:17 pm
Susi hat geschrieben:So komme ich mir auch gerade vor ... ich schreibe euch gerade die Shirt-Mails
oh schön bekomme ich auch eins
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