Simultan Eglish

[Ellery Sneed]

Dear Saga Friends

after being long away I am back !
In the between time I had many new ideas.
Poetry goes me on the sack.
So I decided you to present the first "simultan deutsch english übersetzungswebseite"!
Cool, or?
Ellery will to you talk in perfect english according to the motto:
"I speak english very well
bröckelesweise und net so schnell!"

The first very extraordinary idea was to make a "simultan translation song contest"!
So texts of the famous german band PUR or other bands or speaking words are very good for that.
You will believe your pig is pipeing! You will break together.... It will be a lot of fun!
So erverybody is invited to translate!
We elect the best simultan translator and he becomes a autogram from Ellery!

Some Rules:
Be as close on german as possible
Simultan translation has nothing to do with englisch
Translate as bad as possible!

What do you think friends?

Your always connected
Ellery

[Susi]

Hi Ellery, I think you are heavy on the wire!

I find that very funny.

[IanCrichtonFan]

hello
i find this idea greatartig!!!!
when wants you start your hugh sause?

ah, and there have i one question: where befinds itself you webseite?

was that bad enuff?
till later
david

[Ellery Sneed]

love Susi and David,

we should start now with the contest.
David your english is in order

Ellery waits of your ideas....
Mabye of some ideas extract me from my shoes.... hmm
I psuh you the thumbs!

Unfortunately, I am not online this weekend because my internet is bad!
I will visit you with high pleasure at Dienstag.

I love you all!!!!!
yours
Ellery

[danny]

My lovely Mister Singing Club - this hears itself how a good idea on...

[Chris]

Hi Ellery,

I'm very afraid to see you here again and I want to become the first prize of the contest.
I think I have good chances, because I'm blond.

Chris

[Susi]

My lovely Mister Singing Club - this hears itself on how a good idea on...

[IanCrichtonFan]

this is a songtext of the germanrock band PUR

evening-expensive-land

the trist heaven makes me ill
a heavy grey tuch
that the sences nearly chokes
the ge-ling-heit to visit

long nothing more up-ge-tankt
the battaries are mepty
in a maze ver-knit-ed
i see the way no more

i want away
i want out
i want wish me what
and a little boy takes me at the hand
he winks me to and grin
come here away
come here out
come i show you what
that you ver-learnd have
in front of loud-er ver-stood

come with
come with me in the evening-expensiv-land
on youe own journey
come with me in the evening expensiv-land
the entry cost-ed you ver-stood
come with me in the evening-expensiv-land
and do it on your own wise-e
you phantasy gives you a land
the evening-expensive-land

new form verplayed and wild
the couds paint a picture
the wind s there-to this song
in the itself every wish he-fills

i he-finds, ver-go-slowley (=verwandle ) with david-copperfield-craft (=zauberkraft)
the armee of showing-fingers shouts: you spin!

i strech the finger out
i ver-haxe, ver-banner i have the might
as long as the little there in the mirror still grin

come with
come with me in the evening-expensiv-land
on youe own journey
come with me in the evening expensiv-land
the entry cost-ed you ver-stood
come with me in the evening-expensiv-land
and do it on your own wise-e
you phantasy gives you a land
the evening-expensive-land

peter pan and captain hook
with seventy firedraggons
everything can you see when you want
thunderbird, clock-screamings (=urgeschrei), angels that loud laugh
everything can you hear when you want
you can flip, flitz, fly
and the bigges hourse get
dance, walk-like-taking-drugs (=taumeln), dream and blue-makin (=die schule versäumen)

everything that is mogly
in you, in your land
trau yourself to spin
it lies on your hand

come with

[Ellery Sneed]

hello david,

i think i read not right! you are the perfect simultan translator. for this great-dutyful translation you should become a concert card from POOR! this runs down like oil.

i am curious to see your next translation-hammer!

many greetings from an be-impressed ellery!

[IanCrichtonFan]

hello ellery sneed,

oh, i get red! thank for the lob!

it was me one pleasure

[Birdy]

Hi Ellery!!! Beautifull to read you hier again! Your idea is genuine megageil!!! I have myself evenly already schlappgelacht...

[Ellery Sneed]

I am always yet delighted when I read the POOR translation. I must tell you, you should be careful with this simultan english. Somethimes, I forget that this is not the right englisch. And when I am talking to other people, they look at me very strange and hold me for a mud-pear! Honestly, when they talk in german I also do not understand a word...

I was running through the city in the afternoon and now I am whistling out of the last hole while my condition is so bad!
Now I go eating in a restaurant. It is an äthiopian local and man is eating with fingers! There you lie you down, or? (This comes from an old bavarian talk-word)

I wish you like the german alliance-railway a pleasant day! Thankfuss!

Yours, Ellery

Love Birdy! It is nice to look you again! I am always happy to see old aquaintants again! Have a beautiful evening!